Lyndon Hood - Leeker, Wellington

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

New Hood: New Zealand Conspirators Association Praises Victoria University

If you prefer a piss-take of National's environment policy try this (stop me if you've heard this one): Shane Ardern's solution to Didymo - we should have killed the rivers immediately - hilarious, eh?

This has more wrong with it than I can be assed writing about. Not least, I didn't find anything to suggest it would actually work. I know everything bad is always the government's fault, but is that the best he can come up with?

Presumably his solution to a foot and mouth outbreak would be a nuclear strike. Rather than his leader's suggestion of not telling anyone.

Oh and : While Canterbury celebrates it's Nobel-winning visitor, Massey's exploding trouser man nets New Zealand's first Ig Nobel prize!