Lyndon Hood - more verbose, Wellington
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
One day a satirist was walking on the beach when he saw a penguin.
"Hey, penguin," said the satirist, "don't eat the brown snow. It's not snow, it's sand. Sand is not good for penguins."
"You have saved my life!" said the penguin, "In return for your kindness, I will fulfil any wish you miake."
"Very well," said the satirist, "Tell me a lost story from the Arabian Nights."
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From the Hood : The Antipodean Nights’ Entertainments
Werewolf Issue 24
[Today's trivia: Barmecides are not people who kill barms.]
"Hey, penguin," said the satirist, "don't eat the brown snow. It's not snow, it's sand. Sand is not good for penguins."
"You have saved my life!" said the penguin, "In return for your kindness, I will fulfil any wish you miake."
"Very well," said the satirist, "Tell me a lost story from the Arabian Nights."
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From the Hood : The Antipodean Nights’ Entertainments
Werewolf Issue 24
[Today's trivia: Barmecides are not people who kill barms.]
Labels: 1001 nights, nz politics, penguins, satire, the arabian nights' entertainments, war on facts, werewolf
