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Lyndon Hood - Semi-Legendary, Wellington

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

On Scoop: Stone Peter, Craggy Colin And The White Man

How Humanity Stole The Power Of Saying Awful Things And Then Acting All Wronged When People Get Shocked By Them From The Gods

(I mean, surely that picture is worth a thousand words of you reading the words. After that you can make up your own mind.)

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Lyndon Hood - kind of worried now, Wellington

Monday, August 04, 2014

Werewolf 49:
From The Hood : Carry On Captaining

Oh hello. Scanner Technician Davis. To what do I owe the pleasure?

You think we’re what?

Oh, pish. This vessel has been travelling along smoothly for generations – particularly smoothly in the last few years though I say so myself – and I happen to know we have never once been hit by an asteroid, so put your mind at rest. Good day. More>>

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And on Scoop:
Colin Craig Buys Into Civilian Party

At a surprise press conference this morning, Conservative Party leader Colin Craig and Civilian Party leader Ben Uffindell announced plans to form an alliance to contest the 2014 General Election...

Asked whether an alliance between an iconoclastic mocker of the status quo with a rich white man who personifies everything that's ludicrous about the establishment seemed unlikely, Craig explained that "apparently that's the way these things normally work". More>>

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Lyndon Hood - corrector than thou, Wellington.

Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Werewolf #39: Factual Correctness Gone Mad

In light of unspecified recent events, we thought it prudent to conduct a thorough review of recent statements to confirm their rigorous factualness.

Not just our statements – although you can imagine my shame when I discovered that nothing I had written for Werewolf during the sample period passed a basic fact check. Even the one about John Key’s cat. Oh, how I blushed.

We were more reviewing statements, generally.

In the interest of accuracy, we present some of our findings. More>>

Also in Werewolf Gordon Campbell with a big list of reasons not to be reassured about Anadarko.

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Lyndon Hood - moved to write in between Werewolfs

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

In Defence of Colin Crag

Satire by Lyndon Hood

Yesterday afternoon it emerged that Colin Craig had sent a defamation notice to satire website The Civilian.

This made me realise I have not yet explained exactly how much I admire Mr Craig. Allow me to do so now...

Full story on Scoop >>


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