Lyndon Hood - listing noticably, Wellington
Wednesday, December 09, 2015
Labels: john key, judith collins, me not updating blogs properly, nz politics, satire, scoop, Serco
Lyndon Hood - chef de rire, Wellington
Monday, December 17, 2012
With our easy step-by-step political intructions you can prepare your own Barmecide's feast at home: "Just like a Government made it!"™
Labels: david bain compensation, evidence-based policy, hekia parata, judith collins, nz politics, recipes, satire, tpp
Lyndon Hood - home again home again, Wellington
Thursday, February 04, 2010
werewolf » From The Hood: Think Crimes
Aphorism: Satire, like a cracker, is naturally dry and tasteless, and is perfected by the addition of cheese.
Labels: judith collins, justice, nz politics, prisons, satire, three strikes, werewolf
Collins: Collins Crush!
Monday, March 30, 2009
Collins ANGRY!
Collins hear car! It loud car!
Collins see boy in car!
Car shiny?
Car shiny!
Him BOY RACER!
Collins fine racer? No! Him not pay fine already!
Collins impound car? No!!
Collins Crush car! Collins CRUSH!
Why Collins impound when Collins can POUND?
Collins Smash! Collins Destroy! COLLINS CRUSH!! Rargh!!
Raaargh!!!
Teach him drive car!
Why everybody shout at Collins? Like when them say 'Public Safety' are only words Collins knows and Collins have simplistic view of Justice System.
That not true. Collins know many words. Have big vocabulary.
Collins not bad person. Just misunderstood.
Collins have feelings too.
Collins should get back rub?
NO!! Collins. Stay. ANGRY!!
If Collins get calm, Collins turn back to Simon Power. That no fun.
Here come man in suit. Him shout at Collins.
Rargh! Collins receive much positive feedback from electorate! Collins have mandate! PUBLIC SAFETY!!
Man have piece of paper. Say him have interest in car as finance agent.
Piece of paper make Collins ANGRY!
COLLINS CRUSH PIECE OF PAPER!!!
RAAARGH!!!
Teach him lend money finance car boy drive loud!
Here come reporter! Record Collins answers stupid questions!
COLLINS CRUSH TAPE RE --
[Transcript Ends]
Trivia: According to her Facebook site, Judith Collins is a fan of Sarah Palin.
Labels: boy racers, crime, judith collins, nz politics, satire, youth
Lyndon Hood - presser & releaser, Wellington
Friday, June 27, 2008
New Hood: Anti-Smacking Amendment Vindicated By Police Trial
This is why I think parents should on no account be allowed tasers.
Other news:
This is why I think parents should on no account be allowed tasers.
Other news:
- Among Judith Collins' attacks on MSD Bureaucrats at questions time: "Well, is it not true that the New Zealand Institute of Economic Research also noted: 'Nearly 50 percent of MSD’s policy papers were of average quality or below.'...?"
I laughed. Is it not true that 'average' means 50% are above and 50% below? They might well mean something else there, but nonetheless. Also, is it not true that the quote might be taken to imply more than 50% were of average quality or above?
- A "pan industry open letter to all political parties" (I note none of the signatories actually directly make pans) had an attachment making industry-by-industry comparisions of ETS subsidies between Europe and NZ. With dinky little clip art pics for each industry. Which doesn't do much for their credibility with me, but does prove they are indeed employers.
- George Carlin, as everyone else has said by now, died. Not just a comic, but possibly the nicest poster boy for free speech I can think of. Transcript of the seven dirty words monologue from the FCC vs Pacifica case. I may have used the wrong version in this Critic article I once wrote about swearing.
Labels: clip art, George Carlin, judith collins, justice, parliament, police, press releases, satire, section 59, swearing
