Lyndon Hood - correspondent, Lower Hutt

Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Magnamail envelope said I should contact them if it had been tamper with. Maybe I should do that, because I opened it, and it was full of shit.

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Lyndon Hood - bloody sampley, Wellington

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Read carefully:

A Bill to help Police solve more crime by expanding the collection and use of DNA samples passed its second reading in Parliament last night.

The Criminal Investigations (Bodily Samples) Amendment Bill allows police to collect DNA from people they 'intend to charge', and to match it against samples from unsolved crimes.

Note Simon Power's scare-quotes.

"Ah yes, Sir," says the policeman, "We 'intend to charge' you. Now roll your sleeve up."

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Lyndon Hood - facial pic collector

Friday, October 09, 2009

Gerald Depardieu??

john key search at picolator gives Gerald deparieu

Plus: Helen Clark = Posh Spice. At least, that's the first female result...

Orange Election Man = Wil Ferrell, Valerie Perrine in nightdress, Superman. Interesingly, Perrine was in Superman II.
Me = bunch of random guys, Jay Leno.

Bother - turns out the links DO expire. Apologies. May try and sort something later...

If you still care, you can try saving then feeding Picollator the following:
Me - me_3_face.jpg = SUPERMAN!!! or possibly Lois
(more may follow once I find the pics I actually used)]

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Lyndon Hood - insufficiently self-promoted

Friday, October 02, 2009

You should come to the New Zealand Improv Festival!

7-10 Oct at Bats! Showcasing improv from NZ, and Melbourne too!

Late night shows at Fringe Bar!

Workshops (including beginners's's!)!